I keep getting asks on whether I think Jughead goes down on Betty.
And to that I say.
He goes to town on her like a hamburger.
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if you’re ever scared you’re not a good person, remember that bad people don’t care about being better
This is actually very important, so I’m gonna hit that reblog button again
Love…
Aries: is support.
Taurus: is a synonym of trust.
Gemini: is a game.
Cancer: is being there.
Leo: i am love.
Virgo: is untrustworthy.
Libra: is my partner.
Scorpio: is soulmates.
Sagittarius: is scary.
Capricorn: is stability.
Aquarius: is friendship.
Pisces: is a dream.
Neville Longbottom: Well, at least our greatest fears can be stopped by being supported by our friends.
Ron Weasley: Debatable. I spent my teenage years having my self-doubts mocked by the people who helped create them.
Neville Longbottom: What? Oh my gosh, Ron, are you okay? How could anyone do that to you, knowing how much you just wanted to be noticed and appreciated?
Hermione Granger: ...
Ginny Weasley: ...
Fred Weasley: ...
George Weasley: ...
Molly Weasley: ...
Ron Weasley: Not sure, to be honest....
how did jk manage to write ootp and not come to the conclusion that the only career w any true meaning for harry james potter was as a goddamn professor at hogwarts like how do u write the da scenes and say “nah he’d want to be a wizard cop”
#but it would be so perfect??? #bc it would help normalize his life so much #like there would just be this generation of kids who are like #‘ugh who cares that he killed the dark lord he gAVE US HOMEWORK OVER BREAK’ #like the beginning of every year there would be the new first years who would freak out a little #but then it would calm down #and most of the students would literally forget #until like clockwork the fifth years would have their history of magic class on the second war #and they’d all show up to DADA looking a little awestruck and everyone would be extra quiet #and harry would give this kind of annoyed sigh—except it’s fake bc he TOTALLY knew this was coming #bc binns is a bro and he totally gives him a heads up every year #and harry wouldn’t have any lesson plans for the day and instead he would just sit at the front of the room and answer everyone’s questions #but otherwise everyone would just be like ‘professor potter!! i can’t get my patronus to work! help me!’ #and like they’d go home at the end of the year or for break and their parents—who ARE still starstruck by harry james potter #would pester their kids with questions#and the kids would just be like ‘merlin i don’t know?? potter’s such a huge dork you should hear him talk about proper wand movements’ #but they would all love him #and he would feel safe and normal and utterly accepted #AND I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE (via @cinematicnomad)
Not to mention it would be an ultimate Fuck You to Voldemort, who put a curse on the teaching position in the first place.
Like, Jo, I don’t want to tell you how to do your job, but COME ON
I already queued this but also, you do this, but still have Ginny become a famous Quidditch player. Imagine the first time Harry gets called “Ginny’s husband” before “the boy who lived” or “the chosen one.” Imagine how fucking pleased he’d be.
Imagine the first time a student comes up to him looking starry-eyed and Harry’s thinking “Oh no” because he doesn’t want to talk about Voldemort or the war but instead this little eleven year old is like “ARE YOU REALLY MARRIED TO WEASLEY FROM THE HOLLYHEAD HARPIES???!?? WHAT’S SHE LIKE?” and he’s like “oh thank god” because he could talk about Ginny all day.
Yes. Good.
Actually, all three of them should have become professors. Hermione would have become Headmistress, of course–youngest Headmistress of Hogwarts ever, and the only one willing to turn the portraits of her predecessors to the wall if they gave her too much lip about her efforts to modernize the curriculum. (She probably started as Transfiguration professor after McGonagall became Headmistress, but it wouldn’t surprise me if McGonagall was grooming her for the Headmistress job all along.)
And Ron took over as flying instructor for Professor Hooch; everyone thinks he’s an easy A because he’s so mellow and silly and hands out candy for good performances and his brother and sister sometimes visit the class to show off some of their old Quidditch moves and give away Wizard Wheezes to the best fliers, and it’s not until they talk to someone else from a different school or era that they realize that flying is actually really difficult to learn and Ron just found ways to slip all the teaching in under the fun so that they didn’t even notice. Things that seemed like silly tricks or goofy jokes turned out to be mnemonics for complex maneuvers, and of course nobody ever wanted to skip a class under his tutelage.
thisTHIS
Okay all other canon epilogues can go home, this is the best.
Yoooooooo gimmie
I will never forgive David Yates for cutting out the part when Harry, Ron, and Hermione return to the headmaster’s office and all the portraits applaud them and Dumbledore is crying in his portrait. Seriously, that is one of the most powerful scenes in the books.
Yes, but see, it would have been hard for him to film it in such a way so as to make it clear that they were only applauding for Harry and Hermione, and not Ron as well, so of course it had to be cut because we can’t have that! People might get the idea that they’re a trio.
Because goodness forbid that Ron Weasley actually get the same appreciation as Hermione and Harry.
Slytherin aesthetic #1
black winged eyeliner; dark bitter coffee; pretty sunsets; the sound of the trampled snow; dried flowers; early morning walks in the woods; oversized sweaters; old vinyls; autumn; burned paper; overused dr martens; ripped jeans that weren’t bought ripped; lace lingerie; shakespeare quotes; vintage metal glasses; messy hair; the smell of books; sad song lyrics; 3am talks with that one special person; feminism; perfect eyebrows without even trying; untranslatable words; oscar wilde books; respect existence or expect resistance; black old skool vans; loving the underrated characters, the villains and the misunderstood ones; flawless skin; dark red lipstick; kanken bags; supporting lgbt+ community; space aesthetic; consumed yankee candles; fallen leaves; poetry; rock bands; lavender.
Slytherin aesthetic #2
Trembling candle light; rose gold iphone; tracing constellations; overflowing bookshelves; the breath you take after being underwater for too long; minimalism; greek mythology; komorebi (sunlight that filters trough the trees); fairy lights; black outfits; rare but significant hugs; sad books; philosophy; afraid of being average; watercolors; quotes written on wrists; smoking cigarettes; halsey lyrics; climbing ivy on the railings; the smell of air right before the storm; having pierced ears but not wearing earrings; being alone but not lonely; the smile you make after passing a test you haven’t studied for; large scarves; the brontë sisters’ books; breaking glass.